Noogie Noogie Noogie-poo
Journal Entry: Mon May 12, 2008, 5:59 PM
- Mood:
I Have To Pee - Listening to: URRDUUURRR
- Reading: THAH LITTULL HOWSE BUKS
- Watching: mooooooooooooseee
- Playing: ...PHEONIX WRIGHT IM SLOW KAY
- Eating: MY OWN SOUL KK
I am a dork
I got 3 more fish since last sunday wtf
ANYWAYS I STOLE THIS FROM TAM IT LOOKED FUN so lets go on this roller coaster adventure
Dear John,
I don't know how to say this, but I'm joining a monastery.
I think I realized it when your dog went crazy with Mr and Mrs Bush (then again they were pointing various nucular weapons of mass destruction at him), and I saw you punching my father
I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that the garbage-man turns me on (so does Jean-Louis).
I'm sending back your ring , but I'll keep your collection of butterflies (this is the lamest one) as a memory.
You should know that I get sick when I think about our friendship (because in truth I really want steamy hot sex, not your friendship, John!)
With relief, Samantha.
The.. the stuff in parenthesessesessess...things are my own comments
I merely joke about Jean-Louis, he does not turn me on
I do not actually want steamy hot sex
I do not want some random manling thing named John
I'd rather get Tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttthings c8
Heres how to do it:
Dear- your partners name- (if you're single, write John) (In my case, Frederick. because.)
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
I'm sending back __8__, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-
1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister
2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
march- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy
3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush
4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out
5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- the cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange my Carl Larsson-collection (whoever that is D8)
pink my cat
no underwear my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk
6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - woman (if you're male) / man (if you're female)
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bitten
7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks
8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box
9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades
10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B shall always remember
C/D never will forget
E/F Always will try to forget
G/H will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J have always felt dirty because of
K/L have never laughed in public about
M/N am making a movie about
O/P throw rocks at
Q/R informed the psychiatrist about
S/T get sick when I think about
U/V/W told the news paper about
X/Y/Z never liked
11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
limonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek
12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Australia- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me
Devious Comments
The last time I went on your account, you have like 2,555 pageviews.
Congrats
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Yes.Yes..but the BIG question is : Do we all like CHEESE?
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I love Naruto!!
How do you like... live without the cold? 8'C
Winter's... not winter without SNOW AND COLD.
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"Lets be HIPPIES together and hippy out the hate! >XD" ~ZaleriLioness
YES LETS!!
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Waffle sister that is made of love is ~Tamouraka
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It's across between Harry Potter and X-men. X-Potter? No, HARRY MEN!!!
THAT'S HOW WE CANADIANS KEEP OURSELVES WARM
QUICK, FETCH ME A RADIATOR. I AM COLD.
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"Lets be HIPPIES together and hippy out the hate! >XD" ~ZaleriLioness
YES LETS!!
And Me If I Am 1.
If U Get 7 Back U R Loved
1-3 u r a bad friend
4-6 u r a ok friend
7-9 u r a good friend
10-& ^ u r a great friend
Dear Friend,
When u feel like crying....call me. ! . ! . !
I dont promise that I will make u laugh,
but I can cry with u. If one day u want to
run away dont be afraid to call me.
I dont promise to ask u to stop......
but I can run with u.
If one day u dont want to listen to anyone.....
call me.
I promise to be there for u
but also promise to remain quiet.
But one day if u call......
and there is no answer.....
come fast to see me.
Perhaps I need you.
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Send this to 10 people u care about including me!
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE.
1-3= Not So Loving..
3-5= Uhh...
5-6= People like you
6-7= People luv you
8-9= Damn People ADORE you
9-10=YOU'RE THE BEST! EVERYONE LOVES YOU
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It be Raggle, psst.
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'I reckon we should start a love train' - J.D. from Scrubs
RIP Eight Belles, You were a true champion.
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MUST WATCH >:
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'Everyone has there own Talent'
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'We are not better than Anybody'
HAY :'D
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Send one to all your friends who you think deserve a hug (which, hopefully includes the person who sent it to you)!!
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" You are one, but your reflections are millions. " -Osho
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Waffle sister that is made of love is ~Tamouraka
*IDIOT*
*SHOT*
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The earth is like cake. We're eating away too much of it.
Waffle sister that is made of love is ~Tamouraka
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The earth is like cake. We're eating away too much of it.
Waffle sister that is made of love is ~Tamouraka
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" You are one, but your reflections are millions. " -Osho
-shot-
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Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye. Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a OMFGpie.
SUWA PLEASE DON'T READ THIS
DO NOT SEND THIS BACK TO THE PERSON THAT SENT YOU IT!!! [not a good idea]
DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY
here just do it
most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter
from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,
everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,
this
really
works!!!!
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1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!
Rock Lee
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say it to
your self 6 times!!
Itachi cosplay
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
My mom would heal
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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that 1special
person and say it to your self 12 times!!!
Eat sushi with Sensama
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll down
focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.
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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what you
wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!
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'Everyone has there own Talent'
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'Nobody is better than Us'
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'We are not better than Anybody'
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